Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Catching up!


Amythest and Brass Ring by ing
Ingrid! Where have you been!? What have you been doing!? Well.....I know I've pulled one of my Houdini-esque  "disappear off the earth" tricks on most of you, but it hasn't been in vain! I do this once in a while to gain perspective and focus, and this time I am really proud of what I have been creating with all my extra time. I've received a couple of emails from people asking how I have been and I just want to let you all know that I have been productive, and happy.

My mind has been occupied working 6 days a week, trying to finally create the things I've had in mind for years now, possibly moving, and all my extra time I spend sitting on Titan; watching (through my one good eye) a juggling polar-corn, that shits chocolate, and pees beer with a roach murderer at my side. He's quirky like MEEEEE!!!

Anyway, the ring in the picture? I made it :) I plan to make more like it in various metals and stones! Also, stay tuned for the bugs in resin jewelry that I have been wanting to make for YEARS now! Its bigger and better than the last last ones you may have seen. I will try to blog more often, although Im not certain who I blog for anymore. Either way, stay tuned! Over and out! 

This....is pretty great

Saturday, March 19, 2011

I understand now.

The mailman who I LOVED was replaced with some fat woman.
The old mail man was my FAVORITE, so I was sad to see him go.
He loved Barry White, had two bad knees, and was always smiling.
So now it's me and the fat mean woman.
On her second delivery to the showroom
she complained about having to walk all the way to my desk.
That pissed me off, because walking is 99% of her job!
She would wobble from side to side all the way to my desk, daily.
I grew tired of watching her struggle....so I said to her one day:
"You know what.....just leave the mail on that table by the door"
Ever since then, she's been all smiles, super nice, and greets me each time she walks in.


Moral of the story....fat people like you better when you make them walk less.

Got it.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

The Cart Before the Horse

Cuteness Overload! 



These hand painted wood and fabric dolls are lovely! 
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and remember : 





Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Polar-corn

......could happen