"If you own ANYTHING depicting the Mona Lisa, you will never get married. A single woman should not own anything with the Mona Lisa on it!".Because of this woman's obvious influence in my life, I immediately trashed my super awesome Mona Lisa beaded curtain. I have no clue where she got her superstitions from.... It's almost as if she picked things at random. Maybe she just did it to amuse herself, or perhaps as part of some elaborate psychological mind game and I was her very own test subject. Maybe while I slept she secretly put me in a MRI and studied how telling me such thing affected my Amygdala. Maybe my mother was a genius!? Maybe the fear of incidentally coming to own something with Mona Lisa on it has altered the way I process things!? Maybe Santa really isn't constantly monitoring me from the AC vents!?!..... I HATE YOU MOTHER!
To everyone else, be safe, have a prosperous New Year and make sure to stop if you hit someone while driving. Fleeing the scene seems to be growing in popularity in Miami and that's just sad. Yea...leave it to me to end on a downer like that.
there, that's better...