Friday, December 31, 2010

Listen Up! Magneto - Vuela Vuela

Since we are traveling another year into the future I thought I would take it way back for a second with this:

Things I will do in 2011

1. Donate 150.00 to the local homeless shelter so that one homeless man can finally get a decent pair of Nike Airs
2. Get over my fear of becoming a quadriplegic and learn to ride horse at full gallop (this one is true)
3. Take Arthur Fonzarellis advice and "sit on it"
4. Be some kids "Big Sister" and inspire them to get a head start in being the best cynical, sarcastic, a------ they could possibly be
5. Chemically engineer a substance that will kill all the roaches in the world who's names are NOT "Phil"
6. Find Carrot Top, roofie his drink, steal his kidney and leave him in a tub of burning hot coal
7. Ride Carrot Tops bloody kidney down a mountain of snow like a snow board
8. Find out where EXACTLY in the world this "Carmen Sandiego" person is
9. Surf a tsunami.......naked
and finally....
10. Learn to dance ballet, have a lesbian experience and end it all with a schizophrenic breakdown BEFORE the end of May (for those of you who dont know.....that is a Black Swan reference please go watch it, thaaaanks)

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Fuck You, 2010

You know folks....I grew up with a hyper superstitious mother. She once told me:
"If you own ANYTHING depicting the Mona Lisa, you will never get married. A single woman should not own anything with the Mona Lisa on it!".
Because of this woman's obvious influence in my life, I immediately trashed my super awesome  Mona Lisa beaded curtain. I have no clue where she got her superstitions from.... It's almost as if she picked things at random. Maybe she just did it to amuse herself, or perhaps as part of some elaborate psychological mind game and I was her very own test subject. Maybe while I slept she secretly put me in a MRI and studied how telling me such thing affected my Amygdala. Maybe my mother was a genius!? Maybe the fear of incidentally coming to own something with Mona Lisa on it has altered the way I process things!? Maybe Santa really isn't constantly monitoring me from the AC vents!?!..... I HATE YOU MOTHER!

Anyway, another thing this woman (bag of crazy) instilled in me is the belief that however you choose to spend your New Years Eve is how you will spend the rest of the following year. Last year .....eeeesh lets not go there. Anyway, make sure you spend your NYE somewhere safe and surrounded by awesome people that make you feel loved. To: Tanya, Patty, GC, Ronald, Justin, Esteban, Ava, Ana, Bryan, Mario, Henry, and Laurie :
I love you guys, cheers to 2011!

To everyone else, be safe, have a prosperous New Year and make sure to stop if you hit someone while driving. Fleeing the scene seems to be growing in popularity in Miami and that's just sad.  Yea...leave it to me to end on a downer like that.

there, that's better...

Monday, December 27, 2010

The night Ingrid stole Santa

The night Ingrid stole Santa will go down in history. Sadly... Bryan was the only one there to witness it first hand. So, whatever you hear about that night is just hearsay, you hear me!?

Why did I do such a ridiculously immature thing like THAT!? Well, I've had an insatiable desire for excitement lately. I acted out on that and did what any bored girl would do...gambled my money, drank a bit, danced wildly, and stole Santa! All on a Sunday night!

I woke up this morning bright and early for work only to find that Santa had been taken hostage and now resides in my living room.

He's cute.

Terrible News....

Dear Dead Kennedys,

Who THE Fuck do you think you ARE!? $53.00 to go watch you old dip shits PLAY!? You have some f-ing nerve!!! Who do you guys thing you are, U2?! Jello Biafra isn't even in the band anymore and we all know he was the brains behind the entire thing! You guys wouldn't be SHIT had it not been for him! I am utterly ashamed of what you have become. I hope no one shows up to that show.

Fuck you ,
Ingrid C.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Lunar Eclipse Pic

This is the image I was just barely able to capture with my little camera.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

I love: Audrey Kawasaki

I'm excited! Audrey Kawasaki is following me on Instagram! I'm a fucking NERD , I know! I came across these really great pics on Instagram and it turned out to be Audrey Kawasakis IG page! I secretly wished she would follow me too because we seemed to like the bugs and skeletons and weird shit and eventually she DID! Im pretty excited because Ive been a fan of her work for a while. Shes awesome! Check out her work!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010


Sold two bugs in my Etsy shop! This is great!
I really hope that whoever bought these makes something awesome!

I should really start posting more items on my shop, items BESIDE
the taxidermy bugs. I guess I will make it my New Years Resolution!

Little Ing


This post by NO MEANS should follow the DK post... but TANYA showed me this stupid commercial by Target and it's just so catchy, It has me doing the worm on the floor! My favorite line: 'E-lec-tro-nic santas going to crash your Christmas party. Crash your Christmas party"

Eeeesh, we're such a consumers...


Monday, December 13, 2010

Excit-ing News!

FT.LAUDERDALE there a better way to bring in the new year?
For those of you haters that say you have no interest in seeing DK without Jello...
DK is not solely composed of Jello Biafra, go check out the rest of the  band and
enjoy singing along to all the songs you know and love.



Random Pics

Mario and I have a photography competition
on this great new app we downloaded called
(download it and follow us!)
It's basically like twitter but with images!
Mario thinks he can out-do me, but what he doesnt know is
I shit creativity....RUN TELL DAT!

2011 How I long for you

I gladly bid adieu to 2010, cant wait to see you die, you wretched bitch of a year.
:::pours 40oz on the ground::::
"This is for my dead hommie....I died a little when you left me."

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Xmas tree!

Slightly disappointing evening turned out to be a pretty fun night :) Went to buy  my Xmas tree with Mario, then we came home and drank Rum n Coke as we decorated it. A few weeks ago the Panda came over and we made ornaments together, he made these clever ornaments that said "OMG" and "LOL" he said it was suppose to be make a statement about...ah I forgot what the statement was... BUT I totally copied his idea and  made some of my own BUT BETTER! (yes, better)

Eventually Henry Ana and Bryan joined us and we all sat and made ornaments around the Xmas tree. It was really adorable watching my friends with the Elmer's glue and scissors getting down with their crafty selves! Look how cute they are...

Friday, December 10, 2010

The Happy Face Spider Says:

Cute, aye?? And no, its not photoshopped. 
This spider goes by the name Happy Face Spider 
but its textbook name is actually Theridion Grallator. 
From what I read it's only 5 millimeters  long and lives in Hawaii.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Monday, December 6, 2010

Makes Sense

My mother just told me that when I believed in Santa they use to tell me he was constantly watching me from the AC vent on the cieling to make sure I was being a good kid. There you have it, folks! My irrational fear of AC vents explained!

Thanks mummy!

Friday, December 3, 2010

All Paper Diet

THANKS  to Jason for sharing this with me.
I had to blog it because I could hardly believe it.
This chick eats four 4 rolls of toilet paper a week...because she thinks its yummy.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Listen Up! Broken Bells

Didnt know which song I wanted to listen to a few!