I think only women will be able to fully relate to the fuckedupness of the following:
"Anoche vi una pelicula que me recordo de ti"
Translation: "I saw a movie last night which reminded me of you"
"What movie was that?" I replied
"Brad Pitts ex was in it...."
"No the other one....and that girl you like, Drew Barrymore"
"Mother....were you watching "He's Just Not That Into You"???"
She then proceeded to try and pin-point which character reminded her of me the most....