Monday, June 28, 2010

Props!



Tanya and I went to Churchill's on Sunday to watch the games
As someone who definitely doesn't get out enough,
I was amazed at all the awesome people I met....
A lovely girl named Karin, born the day after me. 
A super cool gentleman from Whales.
Chase, a regular at Churchill's, she loved Tanya's music selection.
A Brad Pitt look alike, who was a little nutty.
and finally, Steven....

I let Steven hold my camera so that he could snap some pics around Churchill's....It quickly dawned on me that I had given a perfect stranger my 450.00 dollar Birthday gift.....I knew he would return because Tanya vouched for him. When he came back I began scrolling through the images and I found these really pretty shots :) I love the colors and everything about these images, I was very impressed. PROPS to you Steven!

...and Tanya, I had a great time thanks Bunni :)
I think I'm gonna drive over there and get some more Pizza from Wendy
mmmmmmm.... yes.....props to that pizza place too! and to Tanya also...
props to everyone! WOOT!




Friday, June 25, 2010

FML

I think only women will be able to fully relate to the fuckedupness of the following:


"Anoche vi una pelicula que me recordo de ti"

Translation: "I saw a movie last night which reminded me of you"

"What movie was that?" I replied

"Brad Pitts ex was in it...."

"Gweneth Paltro?"

"No the other one....and that girl you like, Drew Barrymore"

"Mother....were you watching "He's Just Not That Into You"???"

"YES!"

She then proceeded to try and pin-point which character reminded her of me the most....

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I love: Baudelaire

It seems like aeons ago when Bard told me about his favorite poet and sent me a poem to read, "To a Madonna", I instantly fell in love with Baudelaire.....Thank You , Bard :)

I bought "The Flowers of Evil" a while back and now Im waiting for "Paris Spleen"......although I should admit I have already been reading bits online....

"Dissatisfied with everything, dissatisfied with myself, I long to redeem myself and to restore my pride in the silence and solitude of the night. Souls of those whom I have loved, souls of those whom I have sung, strengthen me, sustain me, keep me from the vanities of the world and its contaminating fumes; and You, dear God! grant me grace to produce a few beautiful verses to prove to myslef that I am not the lowest of men, that I am not inferior to those whom I despise."


"Wincing isnt mentioned by the romantic poets!" (Peepshow)
I'm pretty sure it is...hahaha

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

New Endeavour : Insect Photography?



I asked this little guy to remain still long enough for me to snap a pic of him and he did it....you see, Im very charming. I took this in my moms backyard which was swarming with flies......oh, yes......summer is here.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Dear Apartment,

I LOVE YOU
YOURS ALWAYS <3 INGRID

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The 15th

Roses are red
the sky is blue
you were born the day after me
but I'm still cooler than you

happy birthday chuchi
you make me so miserable

Friday, June 11, 2010

Germans!

I opened my kitchen drawer yesterday in search for a bottle opener... Instead, I found A FILTHY LITTLE GERMAN scattering away! I freaked, and yelled one of the few things I've learned in my many years wanting to learn German... "WAS IST DIESE!?"

The Little German stopped mid step, quickly turned, and looked up at me.
Intruiged, he walked closer to me and said: "Waaaaaaaas? Sprichst du Deutsch?"

"Ya, ich sprechen nein gut deutsch!" I said...."What are you doing in my utensil drawer!?"

"I live here..." he said in his best english "With my wife...and my children!"

"But this is MY house, and you dont pay rent here! Frankly, I find my kitchen drawer an unsuitable place for you to raise a family..."

"We like it here, thank you kindly...we fled Germany because my grandfather was part of Hitlers Army and after he fell from power, we were forced to leave, so we came to America!"

"Makes sense" I uttered under my breath...and closed the drawer.

Yes folks, I have fucking roaches...I think they finally caught on to the fact that someone has taken residence in apartment 7 and now there is a whole array of drawers to dwell in. I am grossed out and plan to kill all those little german fuckers by any means possible.

My perfect little haven has been infested by the filthiest critters alive! I DONT WANT ROOMATES!